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"We should be safe up here. I'm pretty sure fires can't climb trees."
Simpsons Quotes by, Bart Simpson.

"Im not really about gum, but i like the whole chewing thing."
Simpsons Quotes by, Bart Simpson.

"Is it just me, or are you guys getting tired of crazy adventures?"
Simpsons Quotes by, Bart Simpson.

"Remember, you can always find East by staring directly at the sun."
Simpsons Quotes by, Bart Simpson.

"I didn't do it, no one saw me do it, there's no way you can prove anything!"
Simpsons Quotes by, Bart Simpson.

"I've said it before, and I'll say it again...aye carumba!"
Simpsons Quotes by, Bart Simpson.

"There's no such thing as a soul. It's just something they made up to scare kids, like the boogeyman or Michael Jackson."
Simpsons Quotes by, Bart Simpson.

"Inside every hardened criminal beats the heart of a ten-year-old boy."
Simpsons Quotes by, Bart Simpson.

"You know, I've done a lot of bad stuff through the years. I guess now I'm paying the price. But there's so many things I'll never get a chance to do: smoke a cigarette, use a fake ID, shave a swear word in my hair."
Simpsons Quotes by, Bart Simpson.

"I think its ironic that for once dad's butt prevented the release of toxic gas."
Simpsons Quotes by, Bart Simpson.

"Why would anyone want to hurt me? I'm this century's Dennis the Menace!"
Simpsons Quotes by, Bart Simpson.

"I can't stand to see you so upset, Lis, unless it's from a rubber spider down your dress - Hmm, that gives me an idea note for later: put rubber spider down Lisa's dress."
Simpsons Quotes by, Bart Simpson.

"I don't know! I don't know why I did it, I don't know why I enjoyed it, and I don't know why I'll do it again!"
Simpsons Quotes by, Bart Simpson.

"What if you're a really good person, but you get into a really, really bad fight and your leg gets gangrene and it has to be amputated. Will it be waiting for you in heaven?"
Simpsons Quotes by, Bart Simpson.

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