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"If cartoons were meant for adults, they'd put them on in prime time."
Simpsons quote by, Lisa Simpson.

"On Nelson: He's not like anybody I've ever met. He's like a riddle wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a vest."
Simpsons quote by, Lisa Simpson.

"You can't create a monster, then whine when it stomps on a few buildings"
Simpsons quote by, Lisa Simpson.

"Romance is dead - it was acquired in a hostile takeover by Hallmark and Disney, homogenized, and sold off piece by piece."
Simpsons quote by, Lisa Simpson.

"Oh no, the dead have risen and they're voting Republican."
Simpsons quote by, Lisa Simpson.

"It's naive to think you can change a person--except maybe that boy who works in the library."
Simpsons quote by, Lisa Simpson.

"Science has already proven the dangers of smoking, alcohol, and Chinese food, but I can still ruin soft drinks for everyone!"
Simpsons quote by, Lisa Simpson.

"It's not our fault our generation has short attention spans, Dad. We watch an appalling amount of TV."
Simpsons quote by, Lisa Simpson.

"Dad, is it all right to take things from people you don't like?"
Simpsons quote by, Lisa Simpson.

"I am the Lizard Queen!"
Simpsons quote by, Lisa Simpson.

"Solitude never hurt anyone. Emily Dickinson lived alone, and she wrote some of the most beautiful poetry the world has ever known... then went crazy as a loon."
Simpsons quote by, Lisa Simpson.

"Relax? I can't relax! Nor can I yield, relent, or... Only two synonyms? Oh my! I'm losing my perspicacity! Aaaaa!"
Simpsons quote by, Lisa Simpson.

"Milhouse, knock him down if he's in your way! Jimbo, Jimbo, go for the face! Ralph Wiggum lost his shin guard! Hack the bone! Hack the bone!"
Simpsons quote by, Lisa Simpson (Lisa in goal for hockey team).

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